I don’t care HOW MUCH my feet hurt, I will NOT walk down the street barefoot (at least not in New York City). And this man had the nerve to go into Starbucks like this and order a latte! I CAN’T!

Question: Why are you a GROWN MAN with your pants down this low? You look like “March Of The Penguins”. Stop the foolishness.

Damn, I didn’t know Nicki Minaj moonlights as a Nurse’s Aide. Get ya money, Ma!

I caught this chick as I was walking past a retail establishment in the city. She looks like a low-budget Sno-Cone. Please stop, Ma.

I spotted this fool in McDonald’s over the weekend. Why does he resemble an Easter Bunny on hard times? Also, did he purchase those jeans from The Children’s Place?!?! I CAN’T!!!